Besides the fact that 2014 has been one of the strongest cinematic years in recent memory, there have been some wonderfully horrific films that have quickly deflated our balloons and brought us all crashing back to Earth. In no particular order here are the five worst films of the year, in five words or less.

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Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

A film to sleep through.

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Reaching for the Moon (2013)

 Explodes before take-off.

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Deliver Us from Evil (2014)

 Deliver us from accents, Amen.

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Hercules (2014)

 Brett Ratner: One; Hercules: Zero.

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Words And Pictures (2014)

Primary School Debate: The Movie.

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Blake Howard is a writer, a podcaster, the editor-in-chief & co-founder of Australian film blog Graffiti With Punctuation. Beginning his criticism APPRENTICESHIP as co-host of That Movie Show 2UE, Blake is now a member of the prestigious Online Film Critic Society, sways the Tomato Meter with Rotten Tomatoes approved reviews. See his articulated words and shrieks (mostly) here at Graffitiwithpunctuation.com and with DarkHorizons.com & 2SER Sydney weekly on Gaggle of Geeks.