No one really wants to spend any more time than we have to talking about films that suck; so to continue my tradition(s); here are the five worst films of 2017 in five words or less.
5. Batman movie I HATE; crazy!
4. “Las Vegas Vice,” this isn’t.
3. Rock by name and personality
2. Please be the last Transformers.
1. Pillaging the Australian Film Industry
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