And the Academy Award goes to... not Nicholas Sparks. Never Nicholas Sparks. The Patron Douchebag of true love - but only when it's between two white, heterosexual people - is back with the tenth film based on his written work. Yes, we've had ten movies of the exact same bullshit featuring all the usual hallmarks of a Nicholas Sparks' tearjerker. The Longest Ride, however, is quite possibly the worst of all them and yes, we understand that's like trying to decide who the worst Nazi was (hint: they were all awful). Thankfully Graffiti With Punctuation's Maria Lewis took a bullet for us all, live-tweeting the frontrunner for next year's Razzies so you don't have to. Yeehaw. TLR Norm 2

Sydney, Australia. Getting her start as a police reporter, her writing on pop culture has appeared in publications such as the New York Post, Guardian, Penthouse, The Daily Mail, Empire Magazine, Gizmodo, Huffington Post, The Daily and Sunday Telegraph, i09, Junkee and many more. Previously seen as a presenter on SBS Viceland’s nightly news program The Feed and as the host of Cleverfan on ABC, she has been a journalist for over 15 years.

Her best-selling debut novel Who's Afraid? was published in 2016, followed by its sequel Who’s Afraid Too? in 2017, which was nominated for Best Horror Novel at the Aurealis Awards in 2018. Who’s Afraid? is being developed for television by the Emmy and BAFTA award-winning Hoodlum Entertainment. Her Young Adult debut, It Came From The Deep, was released globally on October 31, Halloween, 2017 and is a twist on The Little Mermaid meets Creature From The Black Lagoon.

Her fourth book, The Witch Who Courted Death, was released on Halloween, 2018 and nominated for Best Fantasy Novel at the Aurealis Awards in 2019. Her fifth novel set within the share supernatural universe is due for release in October, 2019.